I just want you to walk me through your thought process, Bobby.

“That’s a long and winding road.”

Still. People are talking.

“Well, my friend and tech Chris Charucki passed on, and this was his shirt, so I decided to wear it in his hometown. Honor him a bit.”

Right, I get that. Very sweet of you to do for a friend.

“You can, uh, wear my clothes when I die if you’d like.”

I’ll keep that in mind.

“Except the ones I’m buried in. Leave those alone.”

Noted. But it’s not technically about the shirt. It’s about what lies beneath the shirt.

“Symbolically?”

No, physically. I speak of your hairiness and nipple. The garment has buttons. Why were they not employed?

“Charucki used to button my shirts.”

There’s a punchline if I ever saw one.