Enthusiasts, it’s rough being the World’s Leading Grateful Dead Authority. My opinion is sought out–demanded even–from hither and yon. More yon than hither. Honestly, I can’t even recall hearing from hither since the incident with the blowtorch and his nipples; he’s holding a grudge, apparently.
Stop being dumbfucky.
The question is brought before us: Which Grateful Dead is each of these famous comics? The obvious man says, “Obviously, Eddie is Garcia, obviously,” but the obvious man is oblivious. Chapelle is Garcia. There is no act more Garcia-ish than being unable to go 30 seconds without a cigarette. The man’s Garcia reborn, plus he disappeared at the height of his fame, which is an incredibly Garcia thing to do.
Eddie is Bobby: charismatic, handsome, spent the 00’s not doing too much of note.
Chris Rock has enormous teeth and an even enormouser need to be thought of as intelligent; he’s Phil.
Kenan is clearly Billy. Y’don’t wanna see him solo, but he holds the performance together. In addition, both men enjoy white women.
Tracy Morgan is Mickey. He does one thing really well, but that’s it.
Sinbad (not pictured) is Mrs. Donna Jean, and I will not explain my reasoning behind that.
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