- The West looks shockingly like Spain.
- People in the Wild West did not speak English, they were overdubbed into it.
- If you hear Oooweeoo Bwah BWAH Bwah, you should fucking run.
- Marksmanship is dictated by where your name comes on the poster.
- Bad guys break into crazy, over-dramatic laughter at the drop of a hat.
- You can be nicknamed Blondie even if your hair isn’t blond.
- You can be nicknamed Lefty even if you shoot with your right hand.
- If you come across a child or a cripple, flip them a coin; they will have information you need.
- Everyone in the Wild West has heard of each other.
- Sometimes, men with Mexican names will look Jewish as hell.
- Matches will light when struck on anything, including human flesh.
- You just might run into Klaus Kinski.
- Shooting a rope in half from 100 yards off with a rifle from 1851 is eminently doable.
- If you are left to die in the desert but rescued, you will briefly have some cheap-ass burn makeup on your face, and then be absolutely fine.
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Pussy Generation: “Would you mind not shooting black people so much?”
Clint Eastwood’s generation: “Did I see you using the wrong water fountain, boy?”
Pussy Generation: A push for greater diversity and representation in all walks of life.
Clint’s generation: Internment camps for those of the wrong blood.
Pussy Generation: First female major-party presidential candidate.
Clint’s generation: Don’t you worry your pretty little head about things like that, sweetheart.
And here’s the part I don’t understand; maybe someone can enlighten me: it is every bit as excellent to be a straight white guy today as it was in the 50’s. It’s still the hands-down easiest way to make your way through life in America, and it isn’t getting any worse. But it’s slightly less shitty today for everyone who isn’t than these so-called Good Old Days everyone keeps talking about.
You would think that would make people happy, but people don’t work that way.
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