Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Sometimes Cops Ride On Their Horses

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“What the hell is that smell?”

“Pot. And, you know, since we’re in Queens: lamb being roasted.”

“It’s the kebabbiest borough.”

“It’s some hippie band.”

“This isn’t a Met game?”

“Do people look happy or sad?”

“Happy.”

“Then it isn’t a Met game, is it?”

“Your sarcasm makes the shift go by so quickly, and I appreciate it.”

“Thank you.”

“You’re sunshine on a cloudy day. How long we out here for, anyway?”

“Until a riot doesn’t happen.”

“Cuz my back’s killing me. This fat fuck is gonna break my spine.”

“He’s blowing up, yeah.”

“Asshole on top of you has the decency to be skinny.”

“Don’t think I haven’t noticed. Still gonna bite his arm down to the bone one day, but I’ll feel guilty.”

“Will you?”

“No, but I’m gonna say that I do.”

“You spend all day sitting on another creature and maybe you hit the gym every once in a while.”

“It’s a partnership.”

“That’s what I’m saying.”

Just A Chat

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Second set is under way; that’s what it looks like thanks to valued commentator Ste4ve (pronounced StuhFORvuh) and as always, no one is permitted in a chat room, even if they use the following aliases:

  • Gratefuldad68.
  • Phil Is My Co-Pilot.
  • Chimenti_Fondler.
  • Driving That Train.
  • High On Cocaine.
  • funkyrabbi.
  • JOHNMAYERSUXBALL69.
  • YOgaBOygEOrgIA.
  • betterw33dthenyu.
  • Help>Slip>Frank Stamatoploulas.
  • 420potheadweeddrugsbongbongbong.
  • Dr. Seuss’ Scrotum.
  • Meryl_Shakedown_Streep.

If We Shouldn’t Eat Animals, Then Why Are They Made Out Of Lunch?

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THEN THEY’RE NOT FUCKING HOT DOGS, ARE THEY?

Don’t have semantic arguments with pictures from the previous century, please.

A hot dog without meat is not a hot dog. It is a tube of food within bread.

You’re right, but it’s still just not appropriate. Tell the nice people about Dead & Company.

Stream sounds good tonight, Enthusiasts, so if Dead & Company is your jam, then jam on.

Was that so hard?

Eh.

Besides, there’s an actual hot dog cart in the back of the picture.

Oh, yeah.

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