
I can see opinion being split on this latest poster, but–even with the inclusion of Those Fucking Bears–I love it. It might just be the shade of yellow.
Couch Tour continues tonight at the Xfinity Theatre. Showtime is a window from 2 to 10 pm.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I can see opinion being split on this latest poster, but–even with the inclusion of Those Fucking Bears–I love it. It might just be the shade of yellow.
Couch Tour continues tonight at the Xfinity Theatre. Showtime is a window from 2 to 10 pm.

Speaking of baseball: this guy is the Marlins Man of Dead & Company’s summer tour, and I am his biggest fan, and will almost certainly be coming up with some bullshit about him.

“What the hell is that smell?”
“Pot. And, you know, since we’re in Queens: lamb being roasted.”
“It’s the kebabbiest borough.”
“It’s some hippie band.”
“This isn’t a Met game?”
“Do people look happy or sad?”
“Happy.”
“Then it isn’t a Met game, is it?”
“Your sarcasm makes the shift go by so quickly, and I appreciate it.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re sunshine on a cloudy day. How long we out here for, anyway?”
“Until a riot doesn’t happen.”
“Cuz my back’s killing me. This fat fuck is gonna break my spine.”
“He’s blowing up, yeah.”
“Asshole on top of you has the decency to be skinny.”
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed. Still gonna bite his arm down to the bone one day, but I’ll feel guilty.”
“Will you?”
“No, but I’m gonna say that I do.”
“You spend all day sitting on another creature and maybe you hit the gym every once in a while.”
“It’s a partnership.”
“That’s what I’m saying.”

All right, Gear Nerds: what the fuck is this thing? Why is Bobby playing an electric dobro?
Here’s a better shot:

Someone needs to explain things to me, for I no longer understand the world, or my place in it.

Do yourself a favor and don’t look at the billboard in the top left of the picture. Trust me: don’t look.

Second set is under way; that’s what it looks like thanks to valued commentator Ste4ve (pronounced StuhFORvuh) and as always, no one is permitted in a chat room, even if they use the following aliases:

Honestly, though? You should watch Get Shorty. Might be the best Hollywood movie ever made: Rene Russo and the Cadillac of minivans. How can you go wrong?

On closer inspection, it was just an ad for cheeseburgers.

Immediately after this photo was taken, Bobby went, “Mwah, mwah, mwah!” and used his helicopter umbrella to escape from Batman and Robin.
Also: second set’s underway at the Jiffy Lube⢠Live Arena Sponsored By Facebook. Rock and fucking roll, kids.

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THEN THEY’RE NOT FUCKING HOT DOGS, ARE THEY?
Don’t have semantic arguments with pictures from the previous century, please.
A hot dog without meat is not a hot dog. It is a tube of food within bread.
You’re right, but it’s still just not appropriate. Tell the nice people about Dead & Company.
Stream sounds good tonight, Enthusiasts, so if Dead & Company is your jam, then jam on.
Was that so hard?
Eh.
Besides, there’s an actual hot dog cart in the back of the picture.
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Oh, yeah.
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