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Pedal Steal Your Face Right Off Your Head

That there is a pedal steel guitar, Enthusiasts; specifically, a customized (of course) Zane Beck D-10 that Garcia bought in 1969. Two necks with ten strings, each in open tunings. Some pedal steels have only one neck, but Garcia was in the Grateful Dead, so we should probably just be glad he didn’t order one with nine necks.

The pedal steel guitar has more in common with Brent’s Hammond B3 than it does with Wolf or Tiger. All of your limbs are involved; in fact, one leg does double duty. Your right foot controls the volume (like the B3), but you need to use your left foot and knee. The three pedals lower the pitches of the strings, while the knee levers raise them. The slide goes in your left hand; picks on your right fingers; mute with your right hand. The upper strings of a double-necked guitar are usually tuned to E9, which looks like this: B-D-E-F#-G#-B-E-G#-D#-F#. Plus, if you were Garcia, you had a cigarette to manage.

I can’t imagine why he stopped playing the thing.

OR

Full Muppet.

If Your Muppet Is Full, May It Be Again

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Is this, Enthusiasts, the Fullest Muppet? Garcia was throughout his life on the precipice of muppet fullness, but is this it? Should we even dare to declaim, knowing as we do that a Black Swan event might be lurking out there, a photo in which Garcia achieved–though briefly–muppetry of 110%?

Always a mystery when you contemplate the Full Muppet.

With Rainbow Colors Blended

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Despite what Marvel Studios would have you believe, the word “tesseract” actually means something: it’s not just the superhero version of the Letters of Transit or Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase. A tesseract is to a cube as a cube is to a square and it exists in four dimensions: its volume is greater than its mass. It is–mathematically–larger on the inside.

This is the only way to describe how much Full Muppet there is here. The only way there could be more Muppet is if Frank Oz were elbow-deep in Garcia.

Seriously?

ps The tesseract is also known as a hypercube and can be imagined easily. Picture a cube. Now make it hyper.

It's Muppeter On The Inside

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Every morning, I wake up thinking that no matter what fresh hell this day might bring, at least I know the limits of how full muppet Garcia  could get. Fullness is finite: you can assign a number to it, figure out its relationship to humidity and drug consumption, write a formula for it and bother 16-year olds with that information. There was only so much muppet available

And then this. Garcia has shot past full muppet: his muppet overfloweth and folds in on itself, like a hypercube, or a super rectangle, or an exceptionally charitable triangle–

Going somewhere with this?

The word “muppet” still makes me giggle.

We’re done here.