FUN FACT! Eastbound And Down, the redneckiest song in existence, was written by a trans woman. The credits say “Dick Feller” but she goes by Deena Rose these days. Jerry Reed has not commented, possibly due to being dead.

FUN FACT! The Grateful Dead is at least partly responsible for the Gardner Museum Heist. In March of 1990, a guy named Rick Abath was working security for the art museum when two  men dressed as cops showed up to investigate a disturbance. There had been, as far as Abath knew, no disturbance; he refused the police entry momentarily, but relented when they threatened to arrest him. If he had been arrested, you see, he surely would have missed the 3/19 Hartford show that he had tickets for. The thieves tied up Abath and made off with $500 million in paintings.

FUN FACT! Father Yod. Listen, I can’t explain this motherfucker. Go read about him yourself.

Did you just want to clear the weeks-old tabs off of your desktop?

Yes, and it was fun for me.

Doooooooouche.