Little known fact: in the 80’s, thousands of guitarists accidentally stabbed themselves to death with their own guitars.

OR

You cannot comprehend the amount of bullshit the Wilson sisters were put through by the music industry and its attendant media.

“Make out wit’ each other a li’l bit, girls!”

“What?”

“We’re literally sisters, you shit-mongoose.”

No one ever pulled that shit on the Davies boys, let alone the Gallaghers.

OR

Ann Wilson and Ann Rice have never been seen in the same place, and there is a good reason for that.