“Where your scrumptious little guitarist?”

“Ronno? He’s avoiding you. Fred, dear, you mustn’t be so forward with the lad. He’s from Hull. They don’t have homosexuals there.”

“Tosh. I was being friendly.”

“You flat-out asked if you could see his todger.”

“Did I? Sometimes, I get away from myself at parties, darling. Tell Veronica I apologize.”

“And he really doesn’t like it when you call him ‘Veronica.”

“Oh, he’s just no fun at all.”