“I could yoink you one if you’d like.”
“That’s okay, Bob.”
“Or I could get Mickey to.”
“I have enough shirts.”
“I used to, but my sister-in-law–”
“Lillian Monster.”
“–thought she smelled pork chops in my closet and threw out everything. Had to get Mickey to yoink me a whole new wardrobe.”
“Is there any way I can get you to stop saying the word ‘yoink?'”
“Well, you won’t hear it in Kpop.”
“What now?”
“The word ‘yoink’ is completely unpronounceable in Korean. They have the concept, but not the phonemes. It’s a matter of, uh, tongue placement.”
…
“What?”
“How’s your shoulder feeling, Dwayne?”
“Bob, I’m gonna walk over there for just a moment.”
“Okee-doke.”
DWIGHT YOAKUM WALKING OVER THERE FOR JUST A MOMENT NOISE
“Hank–”
“Henry.”
“–you understand what Bob’s saying?”
“I do not. My brain naturally blocks out hippie nonsense. You want me to beat him to death with the tambourine?”
“Don’t do that.”
“How about spoken word poetry?”
“I want that even less than the tambourine thing.”
“How much you bench, Dwayne?”
“I’m going home.”
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