Tag: hot wheels

• Pig’s 1968 Ford Cortina.
• The hearse the drummers stole after seeing Ghostbusters.
• Creepy Ernie’s van.
• Garcia’s 7-series land yacht.
• Three semi-trucks with a build-a-figure Wall of Sound in the trailers.
• Mickey’s sports racer Porsche 911* with authentic tour-cancellin’ crash damage.
• Phil’s Lotus with lifelike electrical problems and sporadically functioning pop-up headlights.
• The ice cream trucks that Wake of the Flood was supposed to be sold from.
• The Bolo bus, which has a john and seats that face front. (With removable Pig in the back seat.)
• The Bozo bus, which has a refrgierator and some of the seats installed facing back to accomodate four tables.
• Parish’s Trans-Am.
• One of those thunderously armored military mineclearing vehicles with the chain flails on the front.
• This thing:
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• But with Dead bullshit all over it.
• Tom Constanten’s Geo Metro.
• The Fast Motherfucker, an experimental rocket car that Alembic took to the Bonneville Salt Flats and then for some reason let Mickey drive.
• The Earthroamer.
• Pig’s Triumph motorcycle.
• Big-Dicked Sheila’s Miata.
• The Econoline van that took the band from the venue to the hotel, complete with individualized snacks and beverages.
• A glazier’s truck, but the windowpanes are, like, windowpanes.
• Maaaaan.
• Whatever the fuck this thing is:
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• That sucker would drive itself to a Dead show.
• You could just want to go to the store, but if there were a Dead show going on, then that was where you were going.
• The doors would lock you in, gears would shift themselves.
• Keith and Mrs. Donna Jean’s BMWs that you could crash into each other in the Front Street Parking Lot Playset. (Sold separately.)
• Sewage truck hauling away doody from Watkins Glen.
• Lillian Monster’s Tesla racecar.
• Ned Lagin’s Saab.

*Lost Live Dead and Hooterollin’ Around‘s Corry provides this link with additional information and an utterly ridiculous quote from Mickey.