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Hot Takes From Around The Web: Hurricane Dorian Edition

The Federalist Hurricane Dorian is caused by Political Correctness run amok.

Quillette Hurricane Dorian is caused by Antifa.

Breitbart Hurricane Dorian is caused by the Jews.

Rick Wilson Somehow, this is Trump’s fault.

Dr. Jen Gunter Hurricane shmurricane, let’s talk about vaginas.

Reddit To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr…

The Phunion Lotta hurricane fans around here all of a sudden.

Peter Shapiro Spots are still available in our VIP “Shelter From The Storm” bunker, where Midnight North will be playing an acoustic set.

Bret Stephens Wrote a passive-aggressive e-mail to Dorian, cc’d the storm’s boss.

Ben Shapiro Uses hurricane naming conventions as proof that there are only two genders.

OJ Simpson Has anyone tried stabbing the hurricane a dozen times?

Chapo Trap House Fuckin’ Biden.

Joe Rogan That hurricane is probably high as shit on DMT right now. You ever see a hurricane on DMT? Jaime, pull that shit up.

Hurricane Dorian

“Oi!”

Um. What is this?

“Oi’m ‘Urricane Dorian, Oi am.

No, you are not. You are 90’s bodybuilder Dorian Yates.

“Nah, son. Oi’ve moved up a weight-class. Oi’m a ‘urricane now. PSSSSSSSSWWWWHEEEEW.”

Are you blowing on me?

“Thass me 200-kilometer winds right there.”

It is not.

PALM FROND HITTING A BOOKISH JEW IN THE FACE NOISE

Ow!

“Look at all this property damage Oi’m doing.”

You threw a big leaf at me!

“Climate change, me son.”

I don’t even understand the premise of this bit.