…and he’s set fire to the fridge, rummaged through Dinah’s purse when she wasn’t looking, and then he fucked the butter.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
Tag: iggy pop
This is the record to listen to today. Trust me.
That’s what the asshole from the record company looked like. Not Bobby Cannavale. He wasn’t the hero.
Also: holy shit, Darlene Love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNzQ3CXspU
Does this song have the greatest first line in rock history, or is your opinion wrong? Because I’ll never write a line as good as “I’m a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm,” and neither will you. Proust wrote 14 volumes of bullshit and didn’t have a line that good, but he was handicapped by writing in French and not having the Asheton brothers in his band.
Look out, honey, cuz I’m using technology.
Who doesn’t work for a credit card company?
“Me!”
“Me!”
Yay!
“Yay!”
“Yay!”
…
“I probably would if one of them asked, though.”
“Sure. Especially American Express.”
“With their range of credit options, 2% cashback on online purchases, and free fraud protection? Hell, yeah.”
Good talk, guys.
Also: Chris Robinson is slowly turning into Iggy Pop.
- The thing that’s been causing all the autism? Seatbelts.
- A good half of their jobs is just googling your symptoms.
- Eat right, don’t smoke, and sweat at least once a day. Everything else is genetics and luck. (Wait, sorry: that’s something your doctor most likely has posted in his waiting room.)
- Like alcohol consumption, IV drug use is perfectly fine if you use moderation.
- You’re full of thetans. The Scientologists are right.
- The only way to find out if you can fly is to jump off the roof.
- Most doctors are naked beneath their white coats. Their cuffs and pant legs are held on with garters, and their collars are dickeys.
- The best way to measure health is by how a person looks with his/her shirt off, which makes Iggy Pop the healthiest man alive.
- Interferon is produced by milking captured ‘Squatches. This is why you never see any in the wild.
- Doctors would most of all like you to forget that the entire profession is little more than a century away from sawing off limbs of the conscious, robbing graves, and prescribing laudanum for everything.
Singer, not the song, Enthusiasts. TotD has always preached this simple concept and this little half-remembered nugget proves it. It’s Iggy Pop’s tour rider from 2006; reading between the lines, it seems Ol’ Jim was on a bit of a reduced budget on this tour, but his (actually his road manager Jos Grain) sense of the absurd remains.
Trust me on this one.
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