PRO: Undeniably funny.
CON: Generally considered a crime.

PRO: Depending on the meatiness of the dong and the fat content of the cheeks, makes a pleasing sound.
CON: Again, this is a crime in every state and all the decent countries.

PRO: If the penis belongs to Queen Elizabeth, then you become a Knight.
CON: If the penis has a Prince Albert, and the recipient has a nasal piercing, then that could become a scene from a Farrelly Brothers movie.

PRO: If wang is fat and mighty, could break someone’s nose.
CON: If wang is skinny and pointed, could put someone’s eye out.

PRO: Onlookers may see the act and say, “Wow, great idea,” and now you’re at an old-fashioned Delaware Dickslap.
CON: Most likely, they will not.

PRO: If you miss, your friends will make fun of you.
CON: I cannot overstate how illegal this is unless you have express written consent.