Tag: jawa

“No, Bob: this is not I-40.”

“Maybe it’s a ring road.”

“It’s not a ring roa–”

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

“What the fuck, Weir?!”

“Did you see that thing?”

“A raccoon or something in the road.”

“I’ll shoot it!”

“Billy, don’t–”

SLAM

Kuh-CHICK

“OO-TEE-DEE!”

ZZZZZZZZZWHAMMO

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…

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“Bob?”

“Yeah, Josh?”

“Did we just get ambushed by Jawas?”

“Looks that way.”

…

“Should we help Billy?”

“Hell, no. He’s gonna come to in about ten seconds and be in a blind rage. He’ll tear us to shreds.”

“Sure. Hey, Bobby?”

“Yeah?”

“I think I don’t wanna be a Grateful Dead anymore. This is weird.”

“Shows are already booked. No way out.”

…

“Oh, Billy’s up. You should turn on the windshield wipers.”

“It’s not raining.”

“Blood.”

“Sure.”