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Phil was proud of his book, and he should have been, but when Jill walked in on him dry-humping the galleys, there was a family meeting and he wasn’t allowed to go to the library unsupervised anymore.
Hi, I’m Phil and this is my liver. Shit, I mean donor. Fuck, I mean backup organs. Dammit. This is Jill, everybody.
(pause)
I’M GONNA HARVEST HER FOR–honey, where are you going?
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