
“So, uh, one more button?”
You’re good.
“I’m thinking one more.”
Unnecessary.
“Lotsa stuff is unnecessary, but still happens. Brunch. Hockey. Mickey.”
True, but–
“I’m going for it.”
PING!
“Oh, that’s refreshing.”
Are we going to discuss your bangs?
“They’re kicky and fun.”
Or the fact that you’re standing next to John Entwistle?
“He’s kicky and fun, too.”
I don’t think he’s kicky.
“He’s, uh, British. They play soccer.”
You’re right, you’re right.
“Brazilians are the kickiest, I suppose. On the whole, Americans are a decidedly non-kicky people.”
True. Kicking is a shameful act in the States.
“Punting.”
Punting.
…
What were we talking about?
“You didn’t, uh, have a point in mind when you sat down.”
Did I do that again?
“You do that all the time.”
True.

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