Hey, Bobby. What are you smirking about?

“Just thinking about something Billy said to me before the show.”

What was that?

“Well, uh, he said, ‘Weir, if you even think about wearing a neckerchief, I’ll cut off your dick and make you blow yourself.'”

That’s a bit aggressive.

“I told you it was Billy, right?”

True. Did Billy say anything about your guitar?

“Not out loud. But there’s a certain word he mutters when he sees it.”

I bet I can guess what the word is.

“I bet you can, too.”