Tag: kenny aronoff

You still can’t get out of the gifting suite?

“I made it to the red carpet.”

And?

“The paparazzi are made of infinity.”

That’s no good.

“Not at all.”

What’s with that ring? It’s not your wedding ring.

“Don’t worry about it.”

Is it a Bohemian Grove thing?

“I said not to worry about it.”

Bohemian Grove thing. Got it.

“Uh-oh.”

What?

“My soul is doing something.”

Uh-oh.

Hey, you found Kenny Aronoff again.

“His vest was like a beacon in the timestream.”

Sure. He really wants everyone to know he’s not an accountant.

“Kenny dresses with flair. Also, I think he just got divorced.”

That is absolutely a “drummer who just got divorced” outfit.

“Uh-oh.”

Again?

“I’m having a transmigratory kind of weekend.”

Sorry, Bobby.

“Hey, you know: it happens.”

“I think I’m back at the gifting suite.”

You are.

“This guy keeps calling me Daniel-san.”

Keep that to yourself.

“Sure, sure. Wonder what comes next.”

Oh, you can leave now.

“How do you know?”

I’m out of pictures.

“Ah.”

“Is the bar over there?”

“No, sir.”

“Where I’m pointing.”

“I see where you’re pointing, sir.”

“I could point with both hands.”

“That would make no appreciable difference, sir.”

“Huh. Tell me, why does your beard do that?”

“Do what, sir?”

“It all stops growing at a regular length.”

“Because I trim it, sir.”

“Wow. 2018.”

Bobby.

“Uh-huh?”

Are you stuck in the gifting suite?

“I tried leaving, but I’m apparently in some sort of ‘Hotel California’ situation right now.”

You wanna go to the Grammys now?

“Yeah, why not?”

There ya go, buddy.

“This is great.”

And you found a friend.

“Paul Shaffer’s been working out.”

I think that’s legendary drummer Kenny Aronoff. Or maybe Stanley Tucci.

“Could be the Tooch.”

Are you wearing a scarf? I can’t see in this picture.

“Hold on.”

“That better?”

Much. You’re a scarf guy now?

“Josh has really been selling me on the virtue of unnecessary clothing.”

Sure.

“Question.”

His name is Juanes, and he is a singer.

“Thank you. I feel kinda weird.”

Physically?

“Psychochronally.”

Huh?

“Dammit, I’m back.”

What happened?

“Some, uh, realities are more magnetic than others.”

That makes no sense.

“And yet I’m not wearing my scarf anymore.”

True.