He can’t be in the band. The rhythm’s wobbly enough as it is.
“Who? Phil Collins?”
That’s not Phil Collins, Bobby.
“Tiny, cranky, plays the drums. Sounds like Phil Collins to me.”
No. That’s Lars Ulrich from Metallica.
“Ah. One of those Heavy Mental bands.”
The big one. Pretty much the Dead of Metal.
“How so?”
Only made two good albums, but they’ve been around forever. Made most of their money from merch. Their new bass player is ethnic.
“That does sound like us.”
Bobby, I gotta say that your wife–
“Natasha Monster.”
–looks spectacular. What’s her secret?
“She’s 30 years younger than me.”
That’ll do it.
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