You look very nice.
“Thank you, I had a thorough polishing before the show.”
I’m not talking to you, Red Metal Stool.
“The lady?”
Yeah.
“Y’know, she sat on me before.”
Stop this.
“Nice.”
Knock it off.
“I couldn’t breathe, but I liked it.”
Ew. You looking forward to Summer Tour?
“Gotta be better than the Mexican debacle.”
Yeah, bad luck. You weren’t, um, in the splash zone?
“I was fine. Can’t say the same for my cousin.”
Your cousin?
“White Porcelain Toilet.”
We’re done.
“He’s in therapy.”
I said we’re done.
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