For a while in the early 80’s, Phil’s go-to argument was calling an idea “innately revanchist,” and didn’t even try to pretend he knew what he was saying.
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Phil invented Bitcoin.
On a day off outing to the planetarium, Billy’s voice rang out in the darkened theater.
“I got a wormhole for ya!”
Long story short: the SWAT team had to be called in.
If Billy ever says, “I could just pick you up and put you in my pocket,” to you: run.
He might be wearing his Kidnapping Pants.
When Bobby started dating that dance instructor from San Anselmo, nobody paid it any mind.
Until Bobby broke out the full Single Ladies choreography behind Garcia during Franklin’s.
The “DB” in DB Cooper?
Drummer Billy.
One time, Billy fucked Margaret Thatcher: he wasn’t attracted to her, but he knew it would make a good yarn.
He walked right up to her at a function he had gotten into by throwing a Vespa at the security guards and then running in the door. “So, what are you? Princess Fancybritches? C’mere, I wanna stick it in ya for a while.”
And that shit worked. No one knew why, but Maggie just floated in mid-air behind Billy like Pepe LePew. They went upstairs where, true to his word, Billy stuck it in her for a while.
The next morning, the Prime Minister asked Billy what he wanted for breakfast, and Billy said “the Falklands.”
So that’s how that happened.
The guy at the hardware store always refused to rent Mickey the woodchipper. He just had a hunch.
Roe v. Wade? Billy was the father.
Phil gave Bruno Hauptmann a ride to the Lindbergh’s place.
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