Holy shit, is that how you smile now?

“Mmmmbootuhfuh.”

Did you just say “I’m beautiful?”

“Yuhhh.”

You look like a half-cooked Shrinky-Dink.

“Mmmm yuhhhhfuh.”

“I’m youthful?” Is that what you just mumbled?

“Guhhhfuhyuhsuh.”

I will go fuck myself, Nicole Kidman. Good idea.

“Mmmmbootuhfuh.”

Sure.