“Yo.”
Me?
“Yeah, you. Balloons. 3 for $10.”
What?
“You want, I got.”
You’re selling balloons?
“Nitrous Mafia for life, yo.”
You are not in the Nitrous Mafia.
“Lost my Red Sox hat.”
Shut up, butterfly.
“Custie motherfucker.”
I hope you get eaten by a lizard.
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