Cocktober Just what you’d imagine. Nothing but floppin’ wieners.

Spocktober Celebrating everyone’s favorite Vulcan.

Tuvoktober Celebrating everyone’s third-favorite Vulcan. (The hot one in the catsuit from Enterprise is everyone’s second-favorite.)

Locketober All pumpkins are free and equal by the Hand of the Creator.

Hocktober All skeletons are required to grow playoff beards.

Doctober A month dedicated to Dwight Gooden in which potential is wasted.

Docktober A month dedicated to Dock Ellis in which everyone’s wasted.

Tupactober Only observed in years that also feature a Notorious M.A.Y.

Excuse me.

LEAVE ME ALONE. I’M A CREATIVE.

There’s not even a premise here. It makes no sense.

Sue me.

Dick.