Maybe you’re in the Illuminati, ever think of that?

We know that the Illuminati began as the Cult of Set in ancient Atlantis. We also know that after sinking their homeland with Zeta Ray technology in their war with the Cenotaphic Expansion, that they went underground and spread throughout the world. These are the facts.

The Catholic Church, Putin, and rum-raisin ice cream are all Illuminati; this has been proven. Peyton Manning is a direct descendant of Adam Weishaupt; this has long been known. Bismarck, North Dakota, doesn’t really exist; scholars have agreed.

Distractions, all. The best trick the devil ever played–according to Kevin Spacey–was to convince man he didn’t exist. The best trick the Illuminati ever played was to convince you that you’re not one of them. If they’re as sneaky as people say, then surely they’re sneaky enough to pull that off.

That scar on your hand that you’re not sure how it got there? Illuminati.