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Haven’t had a good group shot in a while. We’ll go left to right for as long as we can, but there’s so much bullshit here. So much bullshit.

• Seriously: so much bullshit.
• Billy looks…
• …
• Jesus, I can’t deal with this; there’s so much wrong.
• Okay, let’s do this: Billy looks like a friendly Italian baker who likes to fuck the cannoli before he sells it.
• “I-a bake-a wit’ love-a!”
• Billy’s eyebrows also look like his mustache’s children.
• Phil had to leave the photo shoot early to meet his Newsie LARPing group at the park.
• The Grateful Dead were not a hat band, and Phil is not a hat person, and that is an ugly hat.
• It’s as if you went to see a badly written play starring terrible actors at a condemned theater: there is a failure at every level.
• I hope the other guys gave him shit.
• We’ll circle back to the two band members who are not looking at the camera.
• As always, Bearded Mickey is terrifying.
• There have been many frightful versions of Mickey: Russian Hat Mickey, Shirtless Mickey, Pantless Mickey, but Bearded Mickey is the scariest.
• Now we take you to the Musician Magazine offices, where they are selecting which photo of the Grateful Dead will be used as the cover photo:
• “I have a bunch of shots of–“
• “Which one does Garcia look coolest in?”
• “Um, this one, but the rest of the band–“
• “Print it!”
• “–looks like goobers. Two of them aren’t even facing the camera. You walked out of the office.”
• And so on.
• Garcia looks like a hippie lion.
• He is fierce.
• Garcia has brought all of his sexy to this photo shoot.
• I mean, he very well may be passed out behind the sunglasses, but still: lion.
• Sleepy, sleepy lion.
• I know I promised to get back to Bobby and Brent, but they’re going to have to take care of themselves.