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Hi, I’m Phil and this is my liver. Shit, I mean donor. Fuck, I mean backup organs. Dammit. This is Jill, everybody.
(pause)
I’M GONNA HARVEST HER FOR–honey, where are you going?
Anyone ever seen Phil and James May in the same room?
I met an actual, real-life Enthusiast the other day; he asked me who my favorite member of the Dead was. I said Bobby without thinking. I didn’t even know why at the time.
Now I know.
It’s because he can photobomb himself.
“I tied it all by myself!”
They’re fucking eating a guy. Seriously.
Okay, Phil: don’t look at him. don’t look at him. Shit, you looked at him.
Don’t stare at him, don’t stare at him. Fuck, you stared at him.
Don’t say the phrase “human thumb” out loud. Dammit, you said…
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