- Nine non-twin babies, which is an entire baseball team as long as you’re in a National League city.
- Circumnavigating the world in a wooden sailboat with 16th century maps and technology. (Twice, with ten months left over.)
- Construction of the Twin Towers AND the Freedom Tower. (Just barely.)
- Ulysses.
- You can put a man on the moon in seven years: JFK told the crowd at Rice University that we chose to go to the moon in September of ’62, and Neil Armstrong told the world that the Eagle had landed in July of ’69.
- Given seven years of study, a human of reasonable intelligence could become an expert in virtually any field.
- A French guy named Michel Lotito could eat three-and-a-half Cessna 150 airplanes.
- Assuming you didn’t get eaten, you could swim from San Francisco to Tokyo and back eight times.
- Witness the birth and death of 2,557 generations of fruit flies. (Hopefully, there would be some sort of science involved and you’re not just sitting there watching fruit flies fuck and die like some sort of weirdo.)
- The creation of a capital city of a major country. (Brasilia. It was a planned city, and it took four years to build. 2.7 million people live there.)
Or, you know: you could come up with a replacement health care plan.
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