Tag: rosh hashanah

Blues For Challah

September 29, 2019 / Thoughts On The Dead / 18 Comments

Touch of Oy Vey.
Feel Like A Momzer.
U.S. Jews.
Morning Jew.
Cumberland Jews.
Let Me Sing Your Jews Away.
Stella Jew.
It Hurts Me Jew.
Ramble On Grandma Rose.
Althea (as sung by Al Franken; I don’t wanna talk about how they treated that man; it was a shonda).
Me And My Uncle Shushy.
Dark Star of David.
That’s It For The Other Frum.
One More Shabbas Night.
Queen Esther Approximately.
And We Bid You Shalom.
Mason’s Children, Who Never Call.
Boca-down Palace.
Deal.

L’Shana Tova, Motherfuckers

September 29, 2019 / Thoughts On The Dead / 2 Comments

Steal your bread right off your plate.

L’shana Tova, Motherfuckers

October 2, 2016 / Thoughts On The Dead / 1 Comment

In honor of the holiday, TotD now presents the traditional Three Terrible Jokes of the Jewish New Year:

Tonight is Rush Hashanah, the night when Jews worldwide come together to celebrate Geddy Lee’s birthday.
I’ve already ruined two checks by writing 5776 on them.
Tonight, we’re going to party like it’s 5799. (This one is especially poignant this year.)

This has been the traditional Three Terrible Jokes of the Jewish New Year

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