- “Many Jews have called President Trump to thank him for not including him in the message about Holocaust Remembrance Day.”
- “Of course he’s not afraid of stairs.”
- “That’s an excellent question, reporter from Breitbart wearing a Pepe costume.”
- “Obama’s fault.”
- “A giant, telepathic spider that lays her eggs inside your happiest childhood memories.”
- “Nuking JFK airport is not out of the question.”
- “Presidential retweet does not imply endorsement.”
- “The Executive Order does not say Muslims can’t come in, it says that only people who aren’t Muslims can. Big difference.”
- “Also Obama’s fault.”
- “Math is not what the president’s thinking about right now; it’s America.”
- “I don’t have to give you proof; I said so.”
- “The next 9/11 is days away, and the only thing standing between it and us is Allfather Trump. President. President Trump. Does anyone have any gum?”
- “Senator Schumer is a pussy and the president will fight him.”
- “The gays are next.”
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- “How many people showed up depends on who you classify as ‘people,’ and the President has informed me not to count Mexicans or the gay-looking.”
- “Two million supporters were in the crowd, but 1.8 million of them were wearing camouflage.”
- “The Constitution does not explicitly prohibit the Executive Office from having journalists and their families beaten. Just so you know.”
- “Severeal Supreme Court Justices said that President Trump took the oath better than Obama did.”
- “Yeah, well, where’s Hillary’s inauguration crowd, huh? Huh? We WON and you LOST, FUCKERS, so suck our HUGE REAL AMERICAN BALLS.”
- “Satellite photos have a known liberal bias.”
- “About 8 inches and thick.”
- “Since the President entered the White House, birds and small animals have been assembling outside to pay tribute to him; why hasn’t the press reported on that? Why have you not interviewed the thousands and thousands of chipmunks who want to united the country?”
- “Perhaps the turnout was due to the fact that Republicans have jobs, as opposed to the women who flew cross-country and booked hotel rooms, and are clearly unemployed and broke.”
- “Who told you that? A woman? Figures.”
- “Historians are calling President Trump’s speech the greatest since Lincoln. And before Lincoln. And Lincoln. Many historians have declared Donald Trump to be superior in all ways to Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln.”
- “I’m not taking questions from CNN. CNN are proven liars. Yes, the gentleman in the brown shirt from Breitbart?”
- “The report with the official estimate from the women’s march has come in from the parks department: 47. Can you believe that? Only 37 women showed up today. Wow. Just 27 women. No, you can’t see the report.”
- “Yeah, but how many of the women who marched were hot?”
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