• Seth Meyers.
  • Josh Meyers.
  • Bob Weinstein. (Comparatively.)
  • Al Franken. (Sometimes.)
  • Eli Manning.
  • Tony Danza. (He did housework!)
  • Chef Boyardee.
  • LeBron James.
  • Kevin James.
  • Jim James.
  • Jesse James. (Not the dead, cool one; the shitty Nazi that we have all forgiven Sandra Bullock for dating.)
  • A dismembered penis laying on a sidewalk.
  • Three urinal cakes in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head.
  • Inky, Blinky, and Pinky. (Not Clyde. Clyde’s a rapist.)
  • Milton Berle’s corpse in a dress.
  • Random male WNBA ref.