Do not slut-shame, Enthusiasts. Sluts are wonderful. Most people won’t fuck you, but a slut will.

Do not body-shame, Enthusiasts. I don’t know you, but you’re gross, too. You are, at various locations, too plentiful and too scarce. You are sloppy and pimpled.

Do not kink-shame, Enthusiasts. There are those who prefer an elaborate and specific wardrobe to accompany their sweaty fumblings. Some fuckers like feet. What’s it bothering you if you don’t have to watch?

Do not low down and dirty-shame, Enthusiasts. You will make Evelyn “Champagne” King sad.

Do not fat-shame, Enthusiasts. Especially if you are a great hoggish boombalatty yourself. Don’t fat-shame, fatty.

Do not Tajik-shame, Enthusiasts. Those poor bastards have enough problems without you roasting them. Plus, they’re real tough so they’ll probably kill you if you fuck with them. Y’know what? Just avoid Tajikistan altogether.

How long do you intend to keep this going?

Are you asking about this post, or in general?

The first thing.

Should I stop?

You shouldn’t have started.

But now I have momentum.

One tends to pick that up when going downhill.

Ow.