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Bobby And Veronica

I wanna yell at you for smoking on the horse, but your hair looks so damn good.

“I used the horse’s shampoo.”

It’s working.

“Do you know Veronica?”

No one knows Veronica.

“Pig knows her real well.”

I know that. I meant that no one wrote anything down about her. We don’t even know her last name. Was it Barnard or Grant?

“Huh. Good question. I always thought her last name was Pig’s Black Girlfriend.”

There you go.

“We are in the past, y’know.”

Go sit in the Problem Attic for a few hours.

“Should I bring the horse?”

Yes.