- Pig’s 1968 Ford Cortina.
- The hearse the drummers stole after seeing Ghostbusters.
- Creepy Ernie’s van.
- Garcia’s 7-series land yacht.
- Three semi-trucks with a build-a-figure Wall of Sound in the trailers.
- Mickey’s
sports racerPorsche 911* with authentic tour-cancellin’ crash damage. - Phil’s Lotus with lifelike electrical problems and sporadically functioning pop-up headlights.
- The ice cream trucks that Wake of the Flood was supposed to be sold from.
- The Bolo bus, which has a john and seats that face front. (With removable Pig in the back seat.)
- The Bozo bus, which has a refrgierator and some of the seats installed facing back to accomodate four tables.
- Parish’s Trans-Am.
- One of those thunderously armored military mineclearing vehicles with the chain flails on the front.
- This thing:
![[PDF] Made in India military](http://thoughtsonthedead.com/wp-content/uploads/PDF-Made-in-India-military.jpg)
- But with Dead bullshit all over it.
- Tom Constanten’s Geo Metro.
- The Fast Motherfucker, an experimental rocket car that Alembic took to the Bonneville Salt Flats and then for some reason let Mickey drive.
- The Earthroamer.
- Pig’s Triumph motorcycle.
- Big-Dicked Sheila’s Miata.
- The Econoline van that took the band from the venue to the hotel, complete with individualized snacks and beverages.
- A glazier’s truck, but the windowpanes are, like, windowpanes.
- Maaaaan.
- Whatever the fuck this thing is:

- That sucker would drive itself to a Dead show.
- You could just want to go to the store, but if there were a Dead show going on, then that was where you were going.
- The doors would lock you in, gears would shift themselves.
- Keith and Mrs. Donna Jean’s BMWs that you could crash into each other in the Front Street Parking Lot Playset. (Sold separately.)
- Sewage truck hauling away doody from Watkins Glen.
- Lillian Monster’s Tesla racecar.
- Ned Lagin’s Saab.
*Lost Live Dead and Hooterollin’ Around‘s Corry provides this link with additional information and an utterly ridiculous quote from Mickey.
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