Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
Fillmore South will be covering the Midterms, just in case you can’t take the blow-dried assholes on teevee. (Also: that’s UNIVAC that Walter Cronkite is standing next to. UNIVAC, man!)
BUUUUUUT if you can’t handle any of it, try this:
Three-hour BBC documentary about Live Aid!
“I did it! Tee-hee!”
Tee hee? What the fuck now?
“I got him! I finally got him! I gotta call Billy.”
Got him? Got Walter Cronkite? What does that mean “got” Waltohmigod did you dose Walter fucking Cronkite?
“Tee-hee.”
Oh, God, Mickey: no. Bad Mickey.
“We always wanted to get him: he was all the way at the top of the list.”
…
He’s in his 80’s, for Christ’s sake.
“He’s gonna trip droopy balls.”
This is why I don’t talk to you a lot.
…
What are you wearing?
“Poofy, Chinese-looking thing.”
That’s what I thought.
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