Garcia and Whoopi back up about 40 paces or so and run into each other as fast as they can in When Stars Collide!
This Spring on the History Channel, which is still permitted by law to call itself the History Channel for some reason.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
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No one expected The Color Purple to be revisited, much less on TV, and much much muuuuuch less with Garcia playing Danny Glover’s part.
Cancelled retroactively via Time Sheath technology, this misguided three-camera sitcom drew jeers from critics, viewers, politicians, and even got the Pope to pick up the phone and demand–and I’m quoting–“an end to this fuckery.” The footage has been reported as being “more upsetting than watching your brother do gay stuff to your dad.” Again, I am quoting the Pope.
For the life of me, I cannot fathom why anyone involved with this project was involved with this project. From top to bottom: its very existence makes a lie of God’s love.
Garcia plays Ramirez, a cop on the loose and headed straight for your heart. Whoopi Goldberg plays Oofdah Silverman, his by-the-books partner.
PLUS HE’S BLIND!
Blind Cop, Black Cop! Tuesdays at 8 o’clock on NBC.
Garcia plays Terry Garcia, an original hippie from back in the groovy day, man, who got convicted for a crime he didn’t commit. Whoopi plays Shmoopi Goldberg, a prison guard with a heart of gold and kidneys made of pewter. They fell in love and, upon his release, made a home together that included her rowdy kids and cranky dad, his burnt-out ex-bandmates, and a disgraced random naval officer.
It’s Life Sentence! Only on TGIF this Fall.
(Whoopi’s dad is played by Mac from Night Court.)
He was a burnt-out survivor of a legendary country-influenced longhair band. She was Whoopi Goldberg. Can they–and their five multi-racial orphaned children, talking cat, and the ghosts of both Presidents Harrison–keep a San Francisco travel agency running?
Find out next season on Long Strange Trip! Only on CBS.
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