What the fuck is this?
“Oh, hey. This is Bjork, possibly.”
I’m pretty sure that isn’t Bjork.
“It might be that Zooey Deschanel gal.”
I don’t think it is.
“She’s a triple threat.”
…
“I was told it was Bjork.”
It’s not Bjork. Bjork can’t play the fucking sitar: we would’ve heard about that by now.
…
She is giving you the look of love, though.
“Still Bobby after all these years, brother.”
Recent Comments