“So, Bobby mentioned something about you and him and milking, but he didn’t get into specifics.”
“Bobby’s a big picture thinker.”
“Milking.”
“Right, Mick.”
“You go to a farm? Bobby lives on a mountain.”
“Huh? What?”
“Nothing to milk on a mountain.”
“Plenty to milk on a mountain.”
“Such as?”
“I dunno. Mountain goats. Mountain lions. Mountain Girl.”
“None of those things lives on Mt. Tamalpais. Plus, I dare you to try milking two of those things.”
“It was just some guys milking, Mick. Having fun and milking.”
“What?”
“You know: let’s milk! And everyone’s there, or just the two of you, and it just kinda happens and then there’s milking.”
“Bill, I need you to tell me in plain language what you think ‘milking’ means.”
…
“Did you rape Bobby?”
“I should text him and see if we’re cool.”
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