Oh, for fuck’s sake. What are you doing here, Senator Warren? “How.” Fuck. “Me big-um chief Massachusetts tribe. Me bring much wampum to honor the Great Duck.” The Great Duck? “Him have powerful magic.” Okay, knock this shit off. “I’m embracing my Cherokee heritage. Would you care for some maize?” No. “That’s what my people … Continue reading Tanned, Rested, And Reddish