“Happy Christmas, darling!” Same to you, Freddie. “Would you like to jingle my bells?” No. “I’ll stuff your stocking.” I bet you would. No, thank you. “FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN–” Please don’t say– “–COCK RINGS.” –cock rings. “Ciggy?” Oh, sure. Here. kk-CHICK … “PHWOOOO. Thank you, love.” You’re welcome. Freddie, I gotta be honest: this is the … Continue reading Thank God It’s Christmas