“Jenkins!” “I’m sitting on your lap, sir.” “Oh, yes. Why are you doing that?” “You call it ‘Santa Practice,’ sir.” “Ah. How am I doing?” “You have an erection, sir.” “Well you must have been naughty.” “I’m going to stand up.” “I’m not. I’ve got a boner.” “Yes, sir. What did you want to discuss?” … Continue reading The Bus Came By And I Threw Up