“What the fuck did you do?” “The gum? It was just in a pot on the table, so I figured it was for everyone.” “First off: that was a plant. You’re eating a ficus.” “Heh heh. ‘Ficus.’ That sounds dirty.” “And second: no. Did you just tweet out your emails?” “Was I not supposed to?” … Continue reading The Continuing Adventures Of Donald Trump, Jr., And His Attorney