What…what happened? Today? Yeah. I’m, like, dazed. It was a biggie. Lot to process. Sudden-forward-motion kind of day. What’s up with Michael Cohen? He’s having the lousiest year. When he reaches in his Christmas stocking, there’s gonna be nothing but sad dicks. They’ll writhe in his hand, morosely. He’s Jewish. Christmas stocking, Hanukkah pantyhose: whatever. … Continue reading The Daily Recounting, 11/29/18 (Now In Family-Friendly FAQ Form!)