The Democratic National Committee Has A Strategy Meeting

“All right, all right, let’s come to order. I hope everyone got enough matcha and gluten-free bagels. Nancy Pelosi had them flown in special from San Francisco. Everyone thank Nancy.” “Moisturize me.” “Later, later. First off, let’s have a moment of silence for Phillip Roth. The nation mourns, except for the dummies in the middle. … Continue reading The Democratic National Committee Has A Strategy Meeting