“One, two, three, four–” DON’T YOU DO IT, MOTHERFUCKER! “–I declare a Rando War.” Goddammit. Rando War is like the herpes of this site. So it makes sense you’re responsible. “I don’t have herpes.” Lie to randos, Josh, not me. You have at least one of every herpe. You collect watches, clothes, and herpes. You’re … Continue reading The Elusion Of Peace