CELL PHONE NOISE “Figured this one was coming. Hello?” “Ma’am, this is General James Mattis. I apologize for calling at this hour, but I’ve been fielding job offers.” “From?” “All the richest bastards on the planet. Literally all of them. There’s 35 countries I could be Minister of Security for. Chinese arm dealer offered me … Continue reading The Late-Night Phone Call Maggie Haberman Was Waiting For