“Look what the busboys got me for Christmas!” Oh, no. “I’m a muchacho.” You’re not. “Yes. I’m mucho macho. That makes me a muchacho. Simple math.” You’re not doing math: you’re mangling Spanish. “Useful hat, too. Like a Swiss Army Sombrero. Need something to dance around? I got ya. Wanna go shoplifting? Easy with this … Continue reading The Mendoza Gang