Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Title Of This Post Is Not “Bob Weir And Phish”

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“Billy, you look terrible.”

“I’m not Billy, Bob.”

“Mickey?”

“No, we’re Phish.”

“You look like men.”

“With a ‘ph,’ Bob.”

“Obviously: around 7.4, fairly alkaline.”

“We are not the Grateful Dead, Bobby.”

“Not with that attitude. And, uh, actually: one of you is a Grateful Dead. Decade from now or so.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Listen: I’m standing in the middle of musicians being the best-looking one. Sounds like the Dead to me.”

“I’m sorry your friend died, Mr. Bobby. My gerbil died and I cried so hard.”

“Thanks, Page.”

4 Comments

  1. SmokingLeather

    Tray and Fish look so nonplussed and Mike and Page look like they were deadheads.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Phish in their “deer in the headlights” daze.

  3. MeanPhishPerson

    Look between Page and Mike!

  4. badumbadum

    Cocaine is a a hell of a drug.

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