Bernie Madoff. Hymen Roth. My aunt, Helen. (The woman is a pig.) Whoever decided there should be seeds in rye bread. (Why the fuck would you ever choose seeded rye breaded over seedless? Seeds are just edible splinters; all they do is get stuck in your teeth, and the little fuckers get way up in … Continue reading These Jews Are Worse Than Gary Cohn, But Just Barely