Who’s going to host the Oscars? Pizza being, like, 20 minutes late. Liza Minelli’s liver. Climate change. Your need to finally watch The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The possibility that we’re alone in the universe. The possibility that we’re not. The Long Island Islanders’ playoff chances. All the airports shutting down at the end of the week … Continue reading Things That Are More Of An Emergency Than President Turnip’s Dumb Fucking Wall